everyone is stupid and none of this matters

I'm sure I'm not the first person to make this comment, but this presidential election cycle is driving me stark raving mad. Every time I turn on NPR my body jolts upright, I convulse uncontrollably and I start to whistle like a teapot. Everything about the McCain/Palin ticket makes me angry. The media coverage of the duo makes me angry. The short attention span of the eligible voters whose voices strike my ears make me want to scream and shout and ultimately weep. I want to rant on for many paragraphs, but at this moment my seething venomous bile is boiling over so nothing I might come up would be very poignant, so I will conclude this little note with a bumper sticker-like slogan which I feel sort of sums everything up tidily: Everyone is stupid and none of this matters.