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I think I may be turning gay (if such a thing is possible). Yesterday I was casually browsing some internet porn to kill some time and I wandered upon some images and the first thing that popped into my head when I saw them wasn't "man, that chick is hot," or "yeah, take that biatch," or any of the other clever phrases that a normal, red-blooded american dude would first think. No, my first though was "man, that sure is a nice couch." Maybe I should lay off the porn for a while, I think I'm starting to get desensitized.